Fans of the hit movie, Attack of the Evange-hellicals, can now enjoy Evange-Smellicals, a line of perfumes and colognes based on some of the most popular characters in the long-running feature presentation.
Enjoy the musky, earthy scent of Episco-contemplative Perfume, with a bonus photograph of Reverends Jill and Linda Billings. Available now.
Feel rejuvenated with Zack O’Rourke’s Anti-Flea Sauce Cologne, a spicy wake-up for the working man.
Or, how about starting the day with a splash of Jenni Botswana African Mango-Banana, a wonderful potpourri for the ladies?
“Yes, we are very excited to be part of this,” said Lewis Bulliard-Smithers, President of Unity Scents, Inc. “We hope to present the full line of products by Fall of 2010.”
A mild surprise has been the runaway success of Odor de Universalist, an Evange-Smellicals cologne/perfume that smells like whatever one wants it to.
Several marketing experts are predicting the colognes and perfumes will dominate the market among those 18 to 34 years old.
Episodes of Attack of the Evange-hellicals:
1. How to silence the black Bishop: HERE
2. The Bishop and the televised lie: HERE
3. C.R.O.C.-o-matic: HERE
4. Declaration of Courtesy: HERE
Announcement: Evange-hellicals Anonymous help available: HERE
5. The LORD is a man of war (Exodus 15:3): HERE
Newsbreak: Unhappy Evange-hellicals Anonymous member speaks out: HERE
6. The Fleas and Pets Newsletter: HERE
7. Enough with the propaganda points: HERE
Intermission: Popcorn half price for evangelicals: SNACKS
8. Espresso with the Just Jesus Christian: HERE
9. Nothing he could say: HERE
Advertisement: Universalist “Big Tent” Toy Set For The Kids! HERE
10. Episco-contemplatives: HERE
10.5 Jenni Botswana knows the Lion HERE
11. What is happening HERE
12. Howls and Lamentations HERE
13. Unholy Times and an Unholy People: HERE
14. Jenni Botswana, Early Bird: HERE
15. The evangelist and the rotting fruit: HERE
15.5 Fleas and Heretics HERE
Evange-Smellicals Perfume Commercial: SNIFF
16. Gay Activist and the Puritan Preacher: HERE
17. HELL’S BELLS: HERE
18. Homo-Universalism: HERE
19. Evange-hellicals and People of the Book: HERE
Infomercial: Evange-hellicals Bible sells out first day: HERE
20. Gomer Joe’s Bar: HERE
21. Return of the Anti-Flea Sauce HERE
22. Hanratty praying, the enemy preying: HERE
Announcement: Talking Evange-tellicals in our lobby! HERE
23. “What, you’re a reformed lesbian?” HERE
24. This thing that is upon us: HERE
25. What a beautiful girl: HERE
26. Better to struggle than burn: HERE
27. The Street Preacher HERE
28: Epilogue: Rifles and Parade: HERE
